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Friction in the workplace continues this Thursday, making you wish someone would finally cut you loose from the belt sander. You have a strong sex drive, because it gives you yet another opportunity to smoke. Your next Career: Sketch Artist. You will fall asleep in a meeting and snore like a leaf blower. That great idea you have is a misdemeanor in seven states unless you get a signed waiver from a raccoon and three turtles. Stock up on strawberries, batteries and your neighbor's garbage once the paperwork is done.

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